The Book of Revival

The Book of Revival was a scroll found in the secret section of the Archives. The scroll was akin to a shopping list, with the items listed below:


 * The can of Bush’s Baked Beans on March 15th, 1979, in Dallas, Texas, from Jerry’s Supermarkets, Inc. in the 7th aisle at the back corner on the side closest to the milk
 * An ingot forged from the hottest volcanoes
 * Liquid powered by lightning
 * A steampunk microwave from the 1970s
 * The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
 * One saxophone from the 19th century
 * A medallion of a useless ore
 * A tail hair of a Scottish unicorn
 * One human soul from Hell
 * The thing of most importance to the person being revived (optional, but recommended)
 * An open space

-W. L. R.